Stilt-Man

I have only one piece available for this BAF so I think I'll go turbo and grab the whole thing. Any collectors down for a great trade? Please contact me!

What do you get when you combine a deeply rooted Napoleon complex with technological prowess? Meet Wilbur Day. Wilbur feels like the bitter result of his dad forcing him into engineering school instead of supporting the pursuit of his dreams: the circus! Stilt-Man can only be the result of years of bottled up resentment and what l can only imagine to be one hard week of binge drinking.

My lifelong comic obsession has exposed me to many pulp oddities, but one thing that's created in me is an ironic love for the wacky. This behemoth of balance first entered my life when l delved into Daredevil, my favorite Marvel superhero. He forever since became my go-to favorite lame . As John Waters said, one must have good taste in order to appreciate the irony within the bad. And who better fit for the "So bad it's good" moniker than this titan of teetering, the bastion of balance, this tall tale of...tallness? Just imagine the confidence it must take to wear a suits that's only weakness is an extension cord. Gives new meaning to "Have a nice trip, see you next fall!" I hope he accounted for black ice. Quick! Someone get a REALLY big Lego brick. It's a very rare thing for me to actually be surprised by the creation of a certain character, but never did l see Stilt-Man coming. That's no small feat for a guy that's 20 stories high. He will forever go down as my greatest "l don't believe it!" in the line. They even had the foresight to include add-on leg extensions WITH the army builder. Genius! The fact that this guy was made at all feel practically a miracle and is a true testament to how deep the Legends team is willing to mine the Marvel comics. Every time l look my tall boy in the now very level with mine eyes...l think to myself, "l can't believe they made you," and squeal with unabashed joy.